I can't describe myself with a couple of words, but here we are. There is too much drama in real life, so this is a bit of an escape. That means rudeness and grumpiness have no place. I am authentic, this is exactly why some may find me intimidating. Promise I won't bite or will I? Just keep it real with me, I will respect you more. Ah, join me privately! Cause if you don't...you will regret it.
People who love to eat are always the best people. Those who build up laughter out of inadequate topics. Did I mention the twisted dirty minds, but good hearts? :)
Turns Off
I lose interest when I see rude, critical, argumentative people. Don't be the human version of a headache!